The Lake on Clinton Road | Horror Movie Review

The Lake on Clinton Road

The Lake on Clinton Road Synopsis:

When 6 friends from Massachusetts finish up classes for the semester, they decide to take a road trip to the Jersey Shore. A birthday celebration at a shore house will be the highlight of their summer, or so they thought. When they get to the house, they realize it’s not the beach house they were expecting. It’s actually in the middle of the woods off a long spooky road, Clinton Road. Clinton Road has been haunted for over 50 years. Hauntings like KKK members practicing demonic worships. Images of horrifying creatures and wrapped up bodies cover the sides of the road. There’s even a ghost driving a car with flashing lights that will chase you when the sun goes down. The bridge by Dead Mans Curve where so many accidents have occurred like when a little boy, Jackson White was thrown off the bridge then drowned in the lake. He has haunted the lake ever since. These are all facts that Alex, Jillian, Mark, Stacy, Jaime, and Amber know nothing about but will soon find out.

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Cast:

Leah Jones
Richard Ryker
Anthony Grant
Staphanie Marrone
India Kiara Autry
Matty Poslusny

Movie Review:

This movie wasn’t to much on the original side of the story, and a little boring to be honest with. I am slightly familiar with Clinton Road, and there was a lot of things they could have went off of with the source material, but they didn’t come close.

Typical ghost story of a bunch of twenty-somethings going on a weekend trip off sex and booze. And one of them getting possessed, sounds like a dozen other movies I have saw in the past. It’s not the worst movie I ever saw, but it also is not one of the best. If you have absolutely nothing else to watch, it’s worth the time I guess.

The thing that I think annoyed me the most with this movie, is the character that kept referring to himself as the fat guy or the chubby. To be honest I do not even remember the name of the character, or any of them as a matter of fact and I watched the movie two nights ago.

Movie Rating: 2 out of 5

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Mr. Jones – If you see him…RUN | Movie Review

Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones Synopsis:

“Who is Mr. Jones?” To some, he is an enigmatic artist, with a unique vision of humanity and our place in the spiritual universe. To others, his very name conjures unimaginable primal fears. But for two young people, he will become their worst nightmare…

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Cast:

Jon Foster as Scott
Sarah Jones as Penny
Mark Steger as Mr. Jones
Faran Tahir as The Anthropologist
Stanley B. Herman as The Old Journalist
Ethan Sawyer as Alleged Scarecrow Recipient
Jordan Byrne as Peter Cavagnaro
David Clennon as The Curator
Jessica Dowdeswell as Penny
Diane Neal as The Scholar
Rachel O’Meara as The Skeptic

Movie Review:

This actually wasn’t to bad of a movie, it starts out with the two main characters moving from the city out to the woods for a year to work on their nature documentary. After a couple of weeks the couple start to realize their documentary isn’t going as good as they thought it would.

The film picks up when the main charcter Scott has his backpack stolen and him and Penny search for it in a remote cabin. That’s when they figure out the cabin belongs to the legendary folk artist Mr. Jones.

Scott heads back the to the city to film more for their documentary pertaining to Mr. Jones whole Penny stays behind to take more photograpgs and to see what else she can find.

While Scott is away, Penny find herself in the woods scared and she realizes Mr. Jones is trying to help. Scott returns and him and Penny decide to return to Mr. Jones house. Scott goes back in the cabin whole Penny stays out the outside to keep watch. While inside Scott finds a bunch of tunnels underneath the basement. Scott finds a strange room where he find a doll that he puts in his backpack.

Taking the doll seems to unleash an unslaught of bad things, and this is the point of the movie where the most things happen. I’m going to end my review here to not give away anything. This is also the point where the movie gets beyond confusing.

Movie Rating: 3 out of 5

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Bleed – Reap the Flesh | Movie Review

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Bleed 2016 Movie Poster

Bleed Synopsis:

It seemed perfect – a new marriage, a new house, and a child on the way. But when Sarah and Matt invite their friends to celebrate, an innocent ghost hunt turns deadly as they explore the remains of a burned-out prison. The ill-fated group encounters horrors of this world and beyond. No one is safe – not even the unborn.

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Cast:

Chelsey Crisp – Sarah
Riley Smith – Eric
Michael Steger – Matt
Lyndon Smith – Skye
Brittany Ishibashi – Bree
Elimu Nelson – Dave
David Yow – Deputy Wilson

Movie Review:

What to say about this film?

First off, usually you find actors to be almost the same character no matter what they are in, they tend to get type casted. I will say Chelsey Crisp did very well in this movie and was so far different from her character on “Fresh off the boat”.

Bleed started on seeming like it was going to be a very pleasing film. The film started with a little girl walking into a run down general store and accusing the store owner of being a murderer. She ran out of the store with the store owners son I believe following her, not till almost all the way through the movie do we find out what her outcome was.

Then the movie picks up with the lead character Sarah on the way to her new house, but she is stopped cause of a flat tire. The local sheriff deputy stops and helps out, but begins to act strangely when he notices a birthmark on her neck, the same birthmark the little girl in the beginning of the film had on her inner wrist.

Sarah finally manages to get home were her and her husband are having guests over for a little get together. The her hippie brother and his girlfriend show up out of the blue and crash the party. During their meal they start talking about Sarah and his past and their supernatural experiences growing up and how it changed them. This freaks out Sarah because she hasn’t told her husband about any of these things. Then Dave starts to talk about a local story and a burnt down prison, and everyone decides to go investigate it for ghosts, Matt the husband only wants to go to disprove the whole ghost thing to the brother Eric.

To find out what happens at the prison your just going to have to watch. The reason for only giving this film 2 1/2 out of 5, is the fact it left way to many unanswered questions and did a poor job of explaining a lot of things.

Movie Rating: 2 1/2 out of 5

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