Yoga Hosers – Do Your ‘Wurst…. | Movie Review

Yoga Hosers 2016

Synopsis:

Two 15-year-old yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man-hunter (Johnny Depp) to battle Canadian Nazis who take the form of deadly sausages.

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Cast:

Lily-Rose Depp – Colleen Collette
Harley Quinn Smith – Colleen McKenzie
Adam Brody – Ichabod
Harley Morenstein – Toilet Paper Man
Ashley Greene – ‘Peg Mom
Jack Depp – ‘Peg Son
Austin Butler – Hunter Calloway
Tyler Posey – Gordon Greenleaf
Jennifer Schwalbach Smith – Ms. McKenzie
Justin Long – Yogi Bayer
Tony Hale – Bob Collette
Natasha Lyonne – Tabitha
Genesis Rodriguez – Ms. Wicklund
Vanessa Paradis – Ms. Maurice
Haley Joel Osment – Adrien Arcand
Johnny Depp – Guy Lapointe
Kevin Conroy – Canadian Bat, Man!
Kevin Smith – The Bratzis

Movie Review:

Can you ever really go wrong with a Kevin Smith movie? Nope, well…Maybe
This is another one of those stupid funny movies, there really is no point to them, but they leave you laughing for more. I had forgotten all about this movie, until I saw a segment on Comic Book Men about it, so then I looked it up and was getting ready to rent it until I noticed NetFlix added it. So a big thank you to CBM and NetFlix.

Not real sure how to even review this one, but if you want to kill an hour and a half and laugh a lot I say check it out. It’s about two teenage girls that work at a convenience store and have to fight a group of evil nazi bratwurst or better named Bratzies.

So all and all another very entertaining flick from Kevin Smith, but my favorite would still have to be Mallrats.

Movie Rating: 5 out of 5

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2001 Maniacs – You ARE what they eat. | Movie Review

2001 Maniacs

Synopsis:

Eight college students traveling to Florida for Spring Break stumble into a remote town in Georgia where they are set upon by the residents who are out to avenge their deaths by Union troops over 100 years earlier during the Civil War.

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Cast:

Robert Englund … Mayor Buckman
Lin Shaye … Granny Boone
Giuseppe Andrews … Harper Alexander
Jay Gillespie … Anderson Lee
Marla Malcolm … Joey
Dylan Edrington … Nelson
Matthew Carey … Cory
Peter Stormare … Professor Ackerman
Gina Marie Heekin … Kat
Brian Gross … Ricky
Mushond Lee … Malcolm
Bianca Smith … Leah
Brendan McCarthy … Rufus
Adam Robitel … Lester
Christa Campbell … Milk Maiden
Wendy Kremer … Peaches

Movie Review:

I first watched 2001 Maniacs about 10 years ago, and just recently re-watched it on Hulu. I still remember the first time I watched it. Me and my wife started watching it and we both looked at each other and were like doesn’t the setting of these movie look really familiar? The we realized it was filmed at Historic Westville which we visited many times. So right there made the movie that much more enjoyable for us. But it would have been a great movie regardless of that. The perfect cheesy B-Rated horror flick. So I will say this one is diffidently worth the watch.

Movie Rating: 5 out of 5

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8989 Redstone | Horror Movie Review

8989 Redstone

Synopsis:

Darryl Masters is the host of his own house flipping show, “Mastering Disaster”, along with his daughter and presumptive heir to his business, Rebecca. As soon as they begin work on their latest project, things start to go wrong, and Darryl is starting to believe that the house is responsible…

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Cast:

Eric Allan Kramer … Darryl Masters
Lindsay Bushman … Rebecca Masters
Frank Ashmore … Greg Boonstra
Clint Brink … Aaron
Abdul-Khaliq Murtadha … Gamaliel
Joe Nunez … Buddha

Movie Review:

Not sure if this film was suppose to be a horror movie or a comedy, because I spent a majority of the film laughing. Eric Kramer is a funny man. Either way I enjoyed this film, it would have gotten 5 out of 5 if it wasn’t for the ending. So anyone that is going to decide to watch 8989 Redstone, don’t expect to much from the end, other then that the rest of it was great.

To sum up the movie quickly, it’s a reality show that flips houses and this house that they decided to flip ends up being haunted. So of course they run into a million and one problems during the flip.

Just on a quick side note, the movie takes place in Detroit, and it’s an abandoned mansion that they are renovating. And I think it is a complete shame how numerous neighborhoods in Detroit have been abandoned. Some of the buildings are just beautiful and need just a little TLC.

Movie Rating: 4 out of 5

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Krampus: The Reckoning | Movie Review | 4 out of 5 |

Krampus (2015)

Synopsis:

Zoe is a strange little girl with a not so imaginary friend, Krampus, who is the dark companion of kindly old St. Nicholas. He has been unleashed upon a small town, and the legendary demon will seek out all the naughty people to punish them at Christmas time.

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Cast:

Monica Engesser … Dr. Rachel Stewart
Amelia Haberman … Zoe Weaver
James Ray … Detective Miles O’Connor
Kevin Tye … Dr. Tom Jennings
Sean G P Anderson … Lamaar Coelman
Owen Conway … Joe Mooney
Carrie Fee … Katie Hoelzer
Shawn Saavedra … Andy Kelly

Movie Review:

Krampus: The Reckoning was actually pretty decent, I was expecting to much from it, but it surprised me. The plot was more or less pretty solid. A few details that didn’t really make to much sense to me, but I am sure you’ll know what I am talking about if you watch this picture.

The plot of this movie without really giving to much away is about Krampus, which is a monster/god/demon not really sure that comes and punishes the wicked when little Zoe summons it by making yarn dolls.

Movie Rating: 4 out of 5

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Happy Camp | Found Footage | Movie Review

Happy Camp

Happy Camp Synopsis:

In the 1980s Mike (Michael Barbuto) was adopted by Walt and Sandy and was taken to live with them at Happy Camp, a small logging town, with their son Dean. Mike got along instantly with his new brother and was overjoyed that he would finally have a family. This happiness was cut short on October 22, 1989 when Dean is abducted by persons unknown. Mike, the only witness to the crime, can’t remember anything about his brother’s disappearance, the latest in a string of over 600 disappearances over the last 27 years. Twenty years later Mike’s girlfriend Anne (Anne Taylor) has persuaded him to revisit Happy Camp to try to recover his memory of what happened that day. She also persuades him to allow a film crew to videotape the entire process. However rather than have an experience that will help him reconcile with his past, Mike finds that he, Anne, and the film crew are in serious danger.

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Cast:

Josh Anthony as Josh
Michael Barbuto as Michael Tanner
Ben Blenkle as Local
Teddy Gilmore as Teddy
Anne Taylor as Anne

Movie Review:

What time say about this one, well, I highly doubt it will be anything to good. This time instead of a bad movie putting me to sleep, it actually put my wife to sleep. I think she made it through about the first 20 minutes together. Not sure if the movie just bored her that much or if it was the fact we started it late.

Lots of things I really didn’t get about this movie. The main character seemed to have way to much of his adoptive family for only being with them for less the two years when he was either 7 or 9. So I really don’t get that basis of this movie.

And the Bigfoots? Very unrealistic, and I think if I Bigfoot jumped down from the top of a tree the way it did, it would probably break both of it’s legs.

So if you don’t get around to watching this film, no worries your not missing much.

Movie Rating: 1 out of 5

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